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LADIES FIRST
The Platform is taking shape! We’re using 2x8s, locally sourced cedar from Silvatip Portable Bandsaw Milling (250-505-3805), and its high enough that the bears won’t get at the “pemmican” Hasbro is...
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DRUGS!!!!
Well, a bear got into the “pemmican” (see previous post “LADIES FIRST” to decipher wtf I’m talking about) and managed to destroy the Platform, good riddance I say, I’m not a fan of heights and its...
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CROMOLI SLOGAN CONTEST!
Dear Citizens, We want Slogans! We want to give things away! They are cool things. You have to do very little to win things. As Follows- How to Play Email a campaign slogan to...
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WINNERs!
We have Winners! In our books, each one of the individuals that offered up slogans for our campaign is a winner for taking the time to consider what Cromoli should stand for. How Beautiful. The...
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winning
Well, its been a week since we took to the Capitol Theatre stage and Hasbro is just coming down now. From the mountain. I’m eating bagels and working on my novella, gearing up for the next campaign...
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STRESSED OVER THE U.S.? VOTE CROMOLI
Are you throwing up with anxiety about the possibility of a white guy in a blue tie running the scene down south? Does the possibility of four more years of hemming and hawing while pretending to get...
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Congrats, B Bam! A private message to the President.
Dear Mr. Recently Re-upped President Well done, Mr. President. Can I call you Barack? Well, I’m going to anyway. Barack, We were really impressed by your poise and excellent grooming, by your hand...
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RISE AGAIN
Citizens, there is still work to be done. Obviously! Syria, Idle No More, Gun Control, crappy journalism painting Nelson as a town of ex hippies trying to push out baby hippies, things are spiraling...
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CROMOLI RIDES AGAIN!
Sure, Justin is cute, but can he play the ukulele, melodica and glockenspiel, all whilst humming a Bowie tune and thinking positive thoughts towards bringing the world into a better, brighter, less...
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JESUS WAS A DRAMA TEACHER
It has come to our attention that the Current Regime has used the title of Drama Teacher in an attempt to slander another of their ilk, Mr. JT, as if that was something that did not imbue said ilk...
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